Many people do not know this, but Pepsi are trying to take over the world. And I am a member of the Pepsi Army. We have had our diferences - When they started advertising with Britney Spears, they violated my 'no ho' policy. But they and my fellow members have since negotiated an agreement, and we installed Shakira as our new poster girl. We don't mind her as much - She reminds me of me, just a good-looking me. She has my goofy way of dancing (when she's not belly dancing), the same tortured violin stretch to her voice, and the same goobery lyrical system. All in all, out compramise has worked.
I joined this army when I realised that KFC made the best french fries, and their poison of choice is the Pepsi. And mine? The Pepsi Max. I'm one of the only people i knw who likes Pepsi. I can't work out why so many people dislike it. I mean, it's not like it's Dr. Pepper...

I wrote some wierd shiznit when i was a tyker. I should retype some of it and put it up on my site. Maybe later.

"For each age is a dream that is dying,
Or one that is coming to birth."
~Arthur O'Shaughnessy


- posted by Washi @ 3:06 pm