Washi's Words of Wisdom -

Never insult a chicken.
Of all the spiders, Wolf Spiders are perhaps the scaryest to look at.
They are by far the scariest to have crawl over you.
Myasma is gonna get you all.
Never play with your food unless building castles out of mashed potato. Adding egg yokes to mashed potatoes makes this easier. Try it.
Don't be too happy that football season is over. After all, cricket season has started now, and cricket can last for several days.
Evil is always more interesting then good. That's because people who are only good don't have the inteligence to be truely and creatively evil.
People who are mindlesly bad are much the same, but what can you do.
The only problem with voluntary human extinction is the perchant of stupid people to breed.
Harvey Danger was right.
Be careful who you poke you tongue at.
Just trust me.
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Never trust a scientist with no eyebrows.
Never trust the man with the mystery button.
A man's nightmare is a female lawer. It's the battle of trying to talk to a woman with the added battle of trying not to be out-maneuvered by a lawer. You either gotta be very smart, very witty, or very solid.
Bon Jovi are cool.
Every girl should have at least one poster of at least one musical legend up in their room. It's good karma.
Fo Fai is an evil old man. I want his claws.
Worship Sleipnir. He is your mighty god. cut not the grass unless it is in his name.
Unicorns are evil.
Pegasies are good.
Sometimes not even the jaws of life can save a conversation.
All great wisdom comes from Yoda.
This way lies camelot.
Blood is thicker then water, especially if left out for a while before use.
You would be amased at what you can do with a chicken's heart and a little sage.
I don't mean you eat it either.
Never eat anything thats brightly coloured.
Blue is poison.
Trying to get the whole story is like trying to pick all the blackberries on the bush.
Ouch.
All humans must die.
If your town is being overrun by zombies, it's because some little iddiot is stuffing around with things s/he shouldnt.
Always run under the mummys arm and away as fast as you can. The dead have trouble with turns.
Unless you believe the Mummy movies.
If you find a strange book with chains and odd occultic symbols written on it, do not open it or have anytihng to do with it in any way.
If its not messy, you're not doing it right.
Only Lott speaks the truth. You can tell because he has a lisp.

What do Kermit the Frog and Atilla the Hun have in common?
Their middle name.

"Rainbows are visions, but only illusions"
~The Rainbow Connection, Kermit the Frog
- posted by Washi @ 8:38 pm