Oh no! TMI! TMI!!

It's strange the nick-names things pick up. A classic example is the poseable manikin we used to have in our art class, which we dubbed mary (As we had dubbed Ledi's manikin 'Bob' already). So I would like, if I may, to tell you of an unusual series of nick-named objects.

First, the Happy Clevage Buddha. He is named that for three reasons. Firstly, he is a Buddha made of tigers-eye. Seccondly, he is exessively happy. Finally, the cord he is on is long enough so that it falls to be very close to the bottom of my breast bone. You may take a moment to work out where that is if you don't already know. It may be why he's so happy. In any case, he's a well none face in my circle of freinds, where he's worn like they wear pentagrams and daggers and so on and such forth. My permanent neck adornment is a gold 'long life' kanji symbol, which if nothing else makes me stand out a little more.

Now, onto the next item of this installment. Because of the Happy Clevage Buddha, I have a top called the Shrine. It's a black croped singlet in a style that people who like to think they know all about style would probably call 'key-hole'. It's the style in which they put a hole of some description in the top to show of the clevage (Or lack thereof) beneath. You can't turn aroudn too fast in them, let's say. The thing about it is when I'm wearing my buddha, which is normally either hidden undernieth low-cut tops or over the top of high-cut tops, the cord disappears inside the top and dangles the Buddha in the hole. Hence the top is known as the Shrine. Can you see the mental picture yet?

Other inanimate objects can quickly get nicknames of a similar nature. Ledi has a bright yellow candle I gave her which has been dubbed the Happy Candle. And not just because of the coulour. It's very strongly scented with stuff like Lemongrass and other odors chosen for their ability to clear the nostrels and give you a nasal kick in the face. A smell pick-me-up, so to speak. I have a perfume that has a similar effect on me - Vanila Musk. I can't help it, I love the smell. It's peaceful.

Yes, I LIKE vanila. I don't care about boring, vanila tastes good. Nyah.

Which remindes me, once the wether warms back up again I'll have to put on the Shrine.

On anther note, New Years isn't until TOMORROW! What's the idea of letting of crackers at 3am this morning? Or now, for that matter...

Oh yeag, Happy New-Years. This is one of my FAVORITE events. I like New Years, perhaps even more then christmas. Definitely more then Easter.

"I'm Louie the fly I'm Louie the fly- Straight from garbage tip to you!"
~Morteen Advert.
- posted by Washi @ 5:20 pm