Thursday, March 11, 2004
Feed On Animal
My brother picked me up from Uni today. It was a really surreal moment. My younger brother is now driving, independantly. He has his own car. And he's picking ME up from UNI.
My cognitive functions have... malfunctioned.
Ooo! I took a test on Catalyst today to see how fast my brain switches between the left hemmisphere and the right hemmisphere. My pencil broke in the middle of the test, but I still managed to record 11 switches, give or take a switch. Average is 6, mathematicians and highly logical professions have less switches, dancers, musicians etcetera have more switches. Bi-polar and monks have the fewest switches, for diferent reasons.
When they get it up, you can take the test yourself at The Catalyst Website. 'S good fun, give it a go when they get it up there (They haven't yet because the show was only on 2 hours ago)
In any case, it was a facinating segment, put forwards a lot of interesting ideas about the way the brain functions. Which in my case is 'not very well', but hey... I wonder if ADHD people switch the highest of all...
Anyway, enough of this train of thought. I desire to beat my head in with a large piece of wood.
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING POPUPS!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later.
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh but then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then, it doesn't seem quite so funny."
~ Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
