Sunday, March 07, 2004
More things I've learnt in my short and spectacularly uninteresting life...
Too many people today have a strange interest in monkeys.
Always look directly at the shape you thought was a spider before you jump - just to make sure.
But more importantly, be careful when ducking back when checking to see a spider at eye-level.
Dates in a callendar may appear closer then they are. Usually, however, they don't.
When all else fails, settle for reading the transcripts.
Lecturers with thick accents are extremely dificult for someone as slow as I to understand.
So why do I have them?
All that glitters is probably fake.
Beauty has little to do with cost. not nothing, just little.
No man is quite sane in the darkness.
Sad Songs Say So Much.
Fary tales are briliant sources of bloody, yet oddly emotionless inspiration.
The lust for blood is in the nature of man.
Being fast can fix a lot of problems.
Some things must be experienced to understand.
Some things shouldn't be experienced, even if it means not understanding.
Height is a sign of superiority among our kind. It's part of what drove us to build sky scrapers.
Size does matter, but bigger doesn't equal better. Take mobile phones, or tablets.
Vanity is a witch's curse.
Stupidity is the curse of my kind.
There are two emotions - fear and hapiness, that are mixed to varying degrees to form all other emotions.
Joy is not the ideal - contemtment is far more sustainable.
Contact is important to all social creatures.
Ribbon is the strongest armor known to man.
Two words to strike fear into the minds of realists everywhere - Organized Religion.
The attraction of the rebel is undenyable - but only if the mind of the rebbel swims in the same river as your own mind. He speaks what you would, were you not so chained.
Mmm... chains...
Dairy producs are cows gifts to humanity. No creature is more worthy of our worship and adoration.
A wasted youth is better by far then a wise and productive old age.
Each person is the center of their own personal universe, wih unique paterns and inhabitants.
If you cannot find it in yourself, you'll never find it externally. All that exists in your universe is contained within yourself.
Forgiveness is the start of mending, but most people have dificulty threading the needle.
The mind has the ability to change with the wind, a constantly swirling and expanding star of ideas and concepts.
The night sky above has a lot in comon with the workld below it. Perhaps that's why we see ourselves, our futures, our guidence and our hopes in the stars.
Not all that you want to say should be said.
"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished."
~ anon
