Because I'm feeling procrastinatalicious
((yoinked from Kichigai))

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
(Seriously just open notepad and write it down or someting asap if you wanna do this one too.)

I personally am going to try this with a bunch of random characters and a bunch of my own. Lesse...

1. Sonic : : : Angel
2. Tails : : : Bran
3. Knuckles : : : Necro
4. Yuri : : : Julian
5. Joachim : : : Starr
6. Keith : : : Orion
7. Blanca : : : Kayain
8. Margarette : : : Rope
9. Gepetto : : : Sierra
10. Anastasia : : : Akil
11. Laharl : : : Mageddon
12. Etna : : : Rain

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Have you ever red a Six/Eleven[Keith/Laharl, Orion/Mageddon] fic? Do you want to?
No, Um, No, and ouch. There's a while lot of wrong in the above question. First in trying to get Keith and Laharl in the same place, seccond... Actually, that isn't quite as bad, compared to some things. They can get together and compare snakes.
Great, now my brain is playing with the logistics of getting Laharl to where Keith is.

Do you think Four[Yuri, Julian] is hot? How hot?
Yuri is, hell yes. Julian... Not sure, maybe? He's sort of... damn, that's a tough question O_O Probably not, if I have to think about it.

What would happen if Twelve[Etna, Rain] got Eight[Margarette, Rope] pregnant?
DEMON SEED! In the first case, that would crack me up big time. And then Margarette would completely freak, and Etna would probably slap her and be fairly non-plussed about the whole thing. In the seccond, I would be forced to run screaming into a wall. I suspect Rope may do the same. I doubt pregnancy is something he personally has ever concidered. And I doubt procreating is not something Rope ever expected to be able to do... man, that would get interesting and disturbing O_o

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine[Gepetto, Sierra]?
Nope, and nope. The seccond for obvious reasons, and I can't say I've gone scouring for the first.

Would Two[Tails, Bran] and Six[Kieth, Orion] make a good couple?
Firstly, We need to start leaving Kieth out of the interdimensional interspiecies stuff. In the first case, the answer is so much no it's not funny. In the seccond case... well, at least they'd have matching hair O_o I don't think they'd make a good couple personality wise.

Five/Nine[Joachim/Gepetto, Starr/Sierra] or Five/Ten?[Joachim/Anastasia, Starr/Akil] Why?
hmm... the stange old man or the little girl... Okay, in this case I'm gonna have to go with Joachim/Anastasia. Provided she's a little older. Those two are kinda cute.
As for Starr/Akil or Starr/Sierra? Both have merrits... But I'm leaning towards Starr/Sierra ^_^

What would happen if Seven[Blanca, Kayain] walked in on Two[Tails/Bran] and Twelve[Etna/Rain] having sex?
Blanca would more then likely back away slowly and flee the scene. He then might go get drunk - he's a resourceful wolf, I'm sure he can manage.Kayain would stutter and stumble over his words for a while. Ha! And Rain would then attempt to add him to his collection of Blondes! (okay, that's a personal joke... ignore me). As for how influenecable Kayain proves to be... that I cannot say.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten[Knuckles/Anastasia, Necro/Akil] fic.for the first: WARNING: THIS WILL BREAK YOUR BRAIN! It's certainly broken mine :: cries :: I know, own fault.For the seccond... Hmm... "Another Dog follows Akil home one day. Nothing special there, but there is something very special about this large dog with nine tails..."

Is there any such thing as One/Eight[Sonic/Margarette, Angel/Rope] fluff?O_O No. No there is not. I guess there might be for Angel and Rope. I can't really see why not - they're not particularly lovey-dovey people, but I'm sure someone could manage.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve[Blanca/Etna, Kayain/Rain] hurt/comfort fic.
For the first... uh... Hmm, maybe some reference to that pet she had? Like... "Companionship" or something equally as obtuse.For the second... "Dreamwalker's Road". Because they're both dream walkers, in a way. Damn, Kayain and Rain... That'd be an interesting, potentially angst-filled one. Especially if it's Later Rain. Okay, must stop brain now.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four[Yuri, Julian] to deflower One[Sonic, Angel]?
In the first case, I would use a gun. Which I would then shoot myself with. Or possibly use the 'human Sonic' condition... O_o Not that the seccond is any less disturbing. Julian does NOT take after the person I named him after! There will be no shaging his sister XP Of coure, I could always use the person I named him after as the plot device, reinact that... although I would have to get that gun again afterwards. Besides, Julian IS a plot device.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven[Blanca, Kayain] slash?
Ah... no, I sincerely doubt it.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three[Knuckles, Necro] het?
They might - Knux and Rouge and/or Julie Su is fairly common... but ain't no-one reads Necro, obviously.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven[Laharl, Mageddon]?
Just me for both of them ;P

Could anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five[Tails/Yuri/Joachim, Bran/Julian/Star]?
I'm sure someone could, but I wouldn't wish the first upon them. Once again, for the Tails dealie. But if somene was feeling creative, I'm sure someone would find a way. The seccond wouldn't be too dificult really. Starr and Bran get along, Julian is the ultimate plot device and currently acting as a guardian over Bran... Okay, the logistics wouldn't be dificult. Still a few bugs there O_o

What might Ten[Anastasia, Akil] scream at a moment of great passion.
Anastasia would say something in Russian ^_^ Maybe she'll learn a few creative swear-words by the time she hits 16. Akil... A part of me really, really wants Akil to howl.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight[Margarette, Rope], which song would you choose?
The first thing I thought for Margarette was 'One of Us' by Joan Osborne, so... that maybe? 'Secret Agent man' if I was feeling stupid.For Rope... 'In the Dark' comes to mind first. "What's that in the corner? It's too dark to see..." Altough that might be more a Kayain thing.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve[Sonic/Keith/Etna, Angel/Orion/Rain] fic, what would the warnings be?
For the first - Warning: contains Crossovers and Blue Hedgehogs, May cause the desire to gouge your eyes out. I could go look up the actual codes, but I can't be bothered.
For the seccond... M/M, M/F, BDSM, and possibly bestiality if I wanted to go too far.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two[Tails, Bran] to use on Ten[Anastasia, Akil]?
O_o Well, Tails is just plain cute - he doesn't need a pick-up line XP. Bran on Akil... hmm... I... Can't think O_o "Take me for a walk too?" maybe? Argh, I'm bad at this -_-

When was the last time you read a fic about Five[Joachim, Starr]?
I never have, come to think of it O_o

What is Six's[Keith, Orion] super-sekrit kink?
Children or small fuzzy things, it seems -_-. I'll bet it's cross-dressing, Loli style.
Orion... Does Orion even HAVE a secret kink? I'd say bondage, but everyone knows that. And he's a vampire, so Biting is hardly a surprise. He probably has one, but he hasn't told me yet ::scowl::

Would Eleven[Laharl, Mageddon] shag Nine[Gepetto, Sierra]? Drunk or sober?
Laharl and Gepetto... I don't think Laharl CAN get that drunk. Although if we go with my pink dress and tea parties theory about Laharl... no, still don't want to think about that at all O_o My brain cannot fathom Mageddon and Sierra. Even if I assume Mageddon has genitals. I suppose it is possible for Sierra to be that drunk, so 'yes, if she were drunk' might work.

If Three[Knuckles, Necro] and Seven[Blanca, Kayain] get together, who tops?
... my brain is cracking as we speak. Right, let's assume Blanca gets to be Sonic style for this exercise... and I'm still not sure O_O What the hey, Blanca. I'm gonna go to hell.
Necro tops Kayain, hands down.

"One[Sonic, Angel] and Nine[Gepetto, Sierra] are in a happy relationship until Nine[Gepetto, Sierra] suddenly runs off with Four[Yuri, Julian]. One[Sonic, Angel], broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven[Laharl, Mageddon] and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve[Etna, Rain], then follows the wise advice of Five[Joachim, Starr] and finds true love with Three[Knuckles, Necro]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
First case. Ow. Ow. Ow. Sonic and Gepetto?? Okay, Gepetto running off with Yuri isn't entirely inconcievable. Sonic and Laharl ... kinda makes me giggle. Sonic and Etna would be cute, in a wierd way. I wonder how Etna and Rouge would get along? And then there was Knux ;p Right now, the title would be... "I just stabbed my wife, and I can't stop smiling." Because I honnestly cannot think of a title for this O_O or I could go the slightly tacky route and call it "The Path to the Underworld" because I can. No-one in their right mind should read it OR write it.

Second case. I can hear it now - "She left me for my brother!" Starr WOULD be the advice giver, and while I'd debate exactly how happy she'd be with the black wonder, it's as solid a premise as any. Mageddon has 'one night stand demon' written all over him - nothing quite like a tendancy to destroy the world to put a dampener on a relationship. But I would call this "Puppy Love" :P And I doubt anyone would ever read it or write it, since the only person who could... would be me -_-

How would you feel if Seven/Eight[Blanca/Margarette, Kayain/Rope] was canon?The first would disturb me, the seccond would not surprise me. Hell, I'm down with that.
- posted by Washi @ 10:04 am