Testes againses
the Wit

(57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


The 3 Variable Funny Test



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The Everyday German Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever. The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there. The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually. The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test - it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 83% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 15% on antitolerant You scored higher than 32% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Yay, brainwashable -_-

Risk: 40% NUCLEAR 50% BIOLOGICAL 29% CONVENTIONAL

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe. Some quick advice follows: TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK - Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs - Avoid extremely large sporting events - Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS: - Avoid buses and subways - Avoid suspicious people - Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups - Avoid exploding bombs TO REDUCE BIO RISK: - Avoid contact with other people - Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat - Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax) - Avoid drinking tap water This test sponsored by Dasani.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 27% on nuclear You scored higher than 32% on biological You scored higher than 26% on conventional

Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

That'll do for now O_o

- posted by Washi @ 1:36 pm